Baboons...

While taking the bus back home, I had the opportunity to look at two rather strange individuals. The two "gentlemen" were sitting right next to me. Both had their pants pulled down. I hadn't noticed at first because both their pants and boxers were black. I deduced from that that they must belong to the clan of "black boxermen". While one of them was explaining to the other the concepts of seduction (which were rather primitive), the second was playing a game on his phone. The game was so primitive as his brain. It consisted of a box that had to jump over obstacles. Now if he were to play in silence, I would probably have hardly noticed them. However, this "fine gentleman" simply couldn't contain his excitement. Every time he would loose a round at his idiotic game, he would produce a sound that I found extremely similar to our closest cousins, baboons. 

Here is a video of what he sounded (looked) like. (Ignore 'Murican accent in the background)

Now I was keeping my cool, trying not to do anything irrational. I thought to putting my hand on his shoulder and teaching him a few things about acceptable social conduct (not mentioning self-respect in the way one dresses). Yet realizing how animal-like his behaviour was, I decided it was best if I just changed seats: I did.