Bloody Animals

The biggest problem at Dawson College are the crowded staircases that lead to the Lower Atrium. Apart from the simple explanation that there are too many students (5000 day students), it is important to remember that humans are social animals that like to travel in herds. It is rather uncommon for the Homo Sapiens to take a different route than the one the majority follows. As a field researcher that has followed closely these beasts and investigated upon the alternative routes to the desirable heaven called Lower Atrium, I can confirm that there are many ways to get there other than the main staircase. Nevertheless, these sheep-like animals take the same staircase, slowly advancing in a mix of smells and ape-like sounds that are absolutely revolting for my kind. Despite all that, I feel some sympathy for the inferior creatures (whom I must say are quite happy in their ignorance). It almost makes me want to help them; to guide them towards the path of enlightenment, to the staircases on the A,B,D,E and H wings that surprisingly also lead to Rome. But I don't. I don't do that because I know that it is not right to try to help the helpless. How sad, these creatures had so much potential when I first started observing them.
Don't be a sheep. If everyone is going the same way, that doesn't mean you ought to.